Thursday, December 13, 2007

I'm officially going out with myself.

After a careful and thorough review of the dating market, I have chosen the most appealing candidate. This decision was based upon a variety of factors, including conversational skills, comfort level around this individual, and of course the quality of sex, which I must say was an extremely deciding factor.

While we get along great, there are a few issues that I'm sure will eventually arise. I have been known to seek variety in my carnal appetite, while my partner is more of a one-at-a-timer. But I think we'll be able to

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